Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Miraclesuit ~ NOT!!!

I have a sign hanging in my laundry room that sums up my feelings about exercise: "I quit jogging, it was bad for my health. My thighs rubbed together and my panties caught on fire."

So. . . I have to share this!!! I wore a long black dress on Saturday night at my convention. It was not a clingy dress, but since I bought it two years ago, well, it's a litte snug!!! So I got a full body shapewear piece called a miraclesuit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would love to have had a video camera in the dressing room just trying it on. Let me tell you, I've always believed that putting on control top pantyhose should be an olympic event ~ but alas, control top pantyhose are for sisses compared to the miraclesuit! I have never laughed so hard in all my life!!!!

I had to include a picture of it and I PROMISE you, IT DID NOT look like this on me. But I just wanted you to see how much spandex is in one. Thankfully, the dress I wore has a full skirt, because as you can imagine, this miraclesuit is like a balloon, squeeze the top half, and the bottom half has to go somewhere!!!

1 comment:

bootsmama said...

I can't believe you wore that!! And I am sorry I missed the show of you getting into that!!